He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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