lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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