i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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