i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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