i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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