I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
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Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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