his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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