have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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