you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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