My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
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shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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