There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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