Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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