no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Its about making memories worth repressing
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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