You can't motorboat a personality
I think I am morally bankrupt
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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