IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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