It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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