I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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