It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Are we still banned from the library?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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