Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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