Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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