just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
People with herpes should wear stickers.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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