It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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