final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Found your dick twin last night
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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