I'm really into asian looking animals
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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