i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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lol hangovers are for mortals.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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