Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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