Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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