The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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