I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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