I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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