first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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