I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dicks are not precious.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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