Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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