i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
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We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
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I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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