At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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