How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Who died my cat blue again?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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