if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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