We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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