i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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