And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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