she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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