She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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