I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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