I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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