White coat. Heels.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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