wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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