everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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