Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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do herpes really smell.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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