I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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