My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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